Porsha Stewart awarded Skittles and peanuts in Kordell Stewart divorce settlement, receives no alimony or assets

So how much can a fly sexy chick make nowadays for pretending to be a DL dude’s wife for a couple of years?… Only bread crumbs and blunt ashes according to Kordell Stewart who just kicked his ex-wife Porsha to the curb, leaving her with no crib, no car, and no cash…

Kordell’s gay rumors continued to plague him even after their business “arrangement” which led to him filing for the divorce that proceeded a long ugly court battle between the two, and since she didn’t effectively play her position as a “wife” to the extent that was needed to repair his public image, Stewart and his legal Dream Team drop-kicked Porsha back to skid row with only a box of crayons and a tote bag..

-TMZ reports;

According to legal docs — obtained by TMZ —  Porsha gets NO alimony, NO house, NO NFL retirement money, NO cash-out, NO health insurance.  She even has to pay her own credit card balances. It’s almost like a western movie.  She gets the Mercedes she drove in on, and that’s about it.  She does get to keep the engagement ring and all of her personal crap … jewelry, clothes and other personal items.

As for Kordell … he gets two houses, 2 plots of land, a 2013 Mercedes and a 2010 Porsche, and his full retirement benefits.  He also gets to keep a 100% interest in his companies. Pretty crazy — considering there was a lot of talk on “Real Housewives” that Porsha and Kordell did NOT sign a prenup.
Porsha was fighting like crazy to stay in the house, but Kordell changed the locks on her. (TMZ)